I wasn't always a
successful Madam. Like any business, you have to learn the ropes from those who have already been there, done that...
A SOLUTION I'D NEVER CONSIDERED BEFORE...
Because there is such a lack of information available on how to run a modern, successful harlot business, I turned to Publish In Yours, a Yahoo E-List run by Klocke Publishing, http://klockepresents.com/publishinyours.html This announcement-only list allows writers to submit their articles, and publishers to utilize this valuable content, all for the price of an intact by-line.
HOW DID THIS HELP ME?
Everyday, I read tons of articles written by some of the leading experts in their field. When I was trying to decide whether to be a sleazy siren or a sophisticated call-girl, along came Richard Lowe Jr. http://www.internet-tips.net
His article, 'WHAT DO YOU WANT TO COMMUNICATE?' helped me to rethink my business strategy and come up with an image I could live with. AND, better yet-- it worked! Thanks, Richard! *wink*
When ST. PATRICK'S DAY CELEBRATIONS was written by Mary Emma Allen, http://homepage.fcgnetworks.net/jetent/mea I suddenly realized I had not been maximizing opportunities to offer discounts, birthday freebies, Bachelor-party specials, and Happy Hour for Hump Day.
And many thanks to Larry Dotson http://www.ldpublishing.com for submitting, 10 BONUSES THAT WILL SELL YOUR PRODUCTS FASTER! Since reading his article I have added a chat room, online audio/video and a Member's Only area to my website. My visitors like the idea of exclusivity. Thanks Larry! ~Waves~
Brian Moore's http://www.allprobizops.com 10 STEPS TO ADVERTISING SUCCESS, helped me to narrow my market and find a niche group. I now spend a fraction of the time it used to take me to walk the streets every night. I just check the daily obituaries and when I find a wealthy, older widower-- I've got a potential customer! Thanks, Brian, your suggestions have been the ultimate timesaver for me!
I have learned, HOW TO SEAL THE DEAL BY PHONE, thanks to an article written by Heather Reimer. Now I've added several personal touch features to my 1-900 calls. You're absolutely RIGHT, Heather-- I was offending my customers when I serviced another customer right in the middle of their call. Now I take the time necessary to bring the sale to a satisfying end and my customers have sounded so relieved.
When I felt discouraged and almost quit, along came YOUR LIFE'S PATH - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT http://www.intentionalsuccess..com written by Carole Nicolaides. My customer service surveys have all come back with straight A's since implementing the ideas in Karon Thackston's article, WHEN CALLING TECH SUPPORT YOU SHOULD ALSO REACH CUSTOMER SERVICE http://www.ktamarketing.com Karon's other article, PUTTING TOGETHER THE PIECES OF THE MARKETING PUZZLE, helped me to double my repeat business overnight! The Frequent Buyer Program you suggested did the trick!
And my utmost appreciation to Tracy Austin for writing, SUPER SPONSOR VS. SMART SPONSOR. You were absolutely right, I never needed a pimp! And being unique WAS a selling point! I no longer cringe when the other floozies call me Big-Butt Bertha. Different strokes for Different Folks has become my business motto.
And because of Michael Pollock's 10 TIPS FOR WRITING POWERFUL ARTICLES http://www.successfulifecoach..com I decided to write this article.
NOW I WANT TO HELP YOU...
In the spirit of giving back, I would like to offer my POWERFUL 30-Lesson Course on 'HOW TO BECOME A FILTHY RICH B*TCH' like me! It's PACKED FULL of insider tips that would take a hussy years of heartbreak to learn. What hooker couldn't benefit from having information like this at her fingertips?
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- Word of Mouth Advertising (Don't confuse VIRAL with VIRUS!)
- It's a Relationship (Wham-Bam, Thank-you Ma'am Pitfalls)
- Accept Their Kinks (How to keep a straight face when they bring their Rubber Duckie to bed)
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THERE'S MORE!
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- Photos Help (Use your sister's if you have to)
- Make it Fun (Don't confuse your customer with your therapist-- Believe me, he DOESN'T want to hear about your liposuction, breast implants or hemorrhoids)
- Offer a Bonus (How a 'Two-Fer-One Special' Gets me Through the Slow Season)
- Put the Customer First (Be courteous and REMOVE your chewing gum first)
STILL NOT CONVINCED?
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- Lowering Inhibitions (How Monica deftly handled Bill's cigar trick)
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- Be Discreet (NEVER sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT on national TV)
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- Make it Safe (Fun Things You Can Do With Latex)
- Service With a Smile (10 Things You Should NEVER Say, i.e.; Is it IN yet?)
- Keep Confidences and Promises (How much advance should you ask for when selling your 'tell-all' book?)
YOU'RE A SHREWD CUSTOMER...
I know you like to get your money's worth and you definitely know how to drive a hard-bargain. Because I believe in 100% customer satisfaction, I'm gonna go whole hog here and offer you even more:
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- Be a Friend (Put the seat back UP when you're done, please)
- Listen to Your Customer (How to appear interested in his prostate problems)
- Don't Play Games (Unless it's Spin the Bottle and Pin the Tail on the...)
- Offer Realistic Services; Don't Offer What You Can't Deliver (Or- what happens when your Wonder Bra comes off?)
- Consider the Burn-Out Factor (How to Sleep Your Way to the Top)
- Assure Your Customer (Become an affiliate for Viagra)
- Offer Choices (I don't mean Visa, MC or American Express)
- One customer at a Time (Unless...)
- Discounts (Think of the 'Frequent Flyer' Programs)
- Customer Preferences (What he SAYS he wants and what he REALLY wants)
- How to Ask for a Tip (Your 24-hour Preferred Customer Service hotline number is certainly worth a few bucks)
- Closing the Deal (How to Strike while the iron is HOT!)
- After the Transaction (Exiting gracefully to douche)
- Thank them (Last-minute ego-massage techniques that will GUARANTEE Return visits)
- Make it Easy to Find You Again (In the age of pre-paid legal and funeral services... why not?)
- Dime-Store Novel or Classic? (How to Wear Different hats and do it well)
- Being Subtle (When to wear your black fishnet stockings and when not to)
- Benefit Statements (It isn't JUST sex)
- Target Marketing or Know Your Customer Base (10 Surefire Ways to Spot Lonely Guys)
- Make it Easy (Not the time to play 'Hard to Get')
- Special Celebrations (How to turn a divorce into a party)
- Breaking the Ice (How much leg should you flash in the first 30 seconds?)
- The first one's free (How to be a walking Whitman's Chocolate Sampler)
- Dealing with Freeloaders (When and how to Cut-Bait)
NETWORKING MAGIC...
To guarantee your phone will be ringing off the hook, don't forget to read WHO DO YOU KNOW? by Alfred Lautenslager http://www.prforprofits.com With the VALUABLE LIST in Alfred's article, you'll discover that new prospects are right under your nose! People like the butcher, baker and candlestick maker will soon be YOUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS!
PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU...
I was once in your shoes. Had it not been for the articles I read on Publish In Yours http://klockepresents.com/publishinyours.html things might have gone very differently for me. Take it from a friend... you NEED the kind of NO-NONSENSE advice you can get from people like Richard Lowe, Jr. http://www.internet-tips.net who wrote, STICKY SITES. If you want to get sticky and make bucketloads of $$$...
DON'T DELAY-- ACT TODAY!
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